Microchips in Pets Bring Aliens

Some people are odd ducks....some people are crazy.

One particular crazy, let's name her Paranoid comes in and asks how much it would cost to remove the microchip implanted in her dog.

HUH?

"I don't believe in them. They transmit frequencies. Cause Cancer. Everything with radio waves causes cancer. All this electronics. I'm a radio wave free person. I want it out of my dog."

Of course I go to the DR who is already listening in from the office and knows this woman is crazy.

I come back after a quick chat with the DR.

It will be about 1k-2k to take it out.

"1000-2000???!!  That is ridiculous. Give me information about the company. Where it is made? How much radiowaves does it produce. I don't want it tracking my dog and me!"

That's...not....how it works.
I give her the brochure of the microchip company to keep her happy...ish.

"Fine I will call them and deal with them!"

She turns and leaves.. as she does a notice a very nice cellphone in her backpocket.

A CELL PHONE

 Seriously?

This woman was so obsessed with the microchip that she didn't even realize the aliens could track her with that cell phone!!